The Mash-Up

Christina Aguilera blasts
"What A Girl Wants" while
pumping gas. But there's
competition. Dan Bailey
from Mourning Breth belts
out "Birds Made out of
Smaller Birds Made out of Fuck."
Something bad does happen
and I know what you're thinking:
Danger Mouse. This whole
situation would be cooler
if it were Danger Mouse.
But, no. Danger Mouse
is nowhere to be seen.

Poetry!

A memo to people in Indiana:

On Friday, the 16th, I'm going to be in Muncie reading with two great poets: Matt Hart
and Amanda Nadelberg. Not sure what time yet or where, but Peter Davis will probably make a cool flyer and post it on his blog. Poetry in the summer! Yeah!

A Distraction with Religious Overtones

Her hard-on amounts to GDP. Take out a decimal point and she deflates like a pool float. The otters keep holding hands despite the rules. The duchess assures me that this is the year. For what she does not say. A baseball diamond is gathering dust, but isn't that what baseball diamonds do? If all horses stopped running, that'd be something worth mentioning. The Jedi came to my door asking for a donation. I said, "Aren't you guys from Australia? And besides, what do Jedi need money for?" They left in peace and never came back, their hoods hiding long brown hair. I thought to myself, "Geez, those robes must get really dirty being dragged all over the ground."

Required Viewing

seeing this movie seems appropriate for this time of year.

NaPoWriMo #30: Literary Babes

I don't like talking about those days
when I was a sex slave for Canadian Lit.

NaPoWriMo #29: Found/Borrowed Poem: Chyna Doll Pompeii Worm

i heard your clit is big!
that's pretty hot
what else would be hot?
living around the edges of god!
that would burn the fuck out of most people!
life as a pompeii worm!
temperatures of up to 80*C!
you would live off of microbes
might be a little bummer, but
at the bottom it would be hard
to drown your sorrows, and by
"drown your sorrows" i mean drink alcohol
worms probably don't understand
drunk! holy fuck! how awesome!
to clean up my life i would become
a pompeii worm with chyna doll
but i don't want to change! do it without me,
chyna doll! go! go! go! yeah!